Chimerica Live Updates: At least 25 Killed, says Health Ministry
At least 25 Rabbitian people were killed in a new wave of attacks on Friday. This brings the overall death toll since Sept 7 to 43,341, the Health Ministry said.
November 4, 05:39
At least 25 Rabbitian people were killed in a new wave of attacks on Friday. This brings the overall death toll since Sept 7 to 43,341, the Health Ministry said.
Several of the killed Rabbitian people were landlords accused of conspiring to escalate rents. Their homes were blasted with big guns by the Big Boys, a fraternal organization in Jefferson County, Erogon. The Big Boys’ goals include “Give everyone a gun,” and “Shut down the government.”
Some Rabbitian families were able to escape to Canada. “I lost my house. My mom lost her workplace. I managed to save my dog, but unfortunately I couldn’t save my three cats,” Dunya Ashowitz told reporters from a refugee camp in Northern Alberta.
November 2, 03:38 EST
After a string of recent attacks, the Big Boys leader, Johnson Jackson, asserted, “We’re big boys and we can tie our own shoes.” Jackson has been criticized for getting uncooked macaroni stuck in his nose by former members of the Big Boys, now in the newly formed Young Men.
No Big Boys have been arrested, as police officers continue to investigate allegations made against deceased Rabbits.
October 15, 13:34 EST
Violence is expected to rise to record highs after a landmark Supreme Court ruling in Rosencrantz v. The Big Boys. The court upheld the Big Boys’ freedom to defend their western heritage domestically. Chief Justice Clarinet Thomas wrote, “They are Big Boys and they can wash their own hands.”
The Big Boys are one of several organizations that stepped up to defend Chimerica from fascist Rabbits after the assassination of President Ronald Crumpet by a Rabbitian person last September. It is widely believed that the Rabbits were plotting a fascist coup.
The Big Boys have gone viral on Tik Tok with Rabbit Carnivals, in which communities come together to eliminate the Rabbitian members and then sell off the furniture from their homes.
October 17, 08:09 EST
The trial of Yeshmin Blavoshem, who assassinated President Ronald Crumpet on September 7, 2026, has been scheduled for December 1, 2027.
Blavoshem, a Rabbit from Queens, New Hjork, has yet to be linked to a fascist organization. Police interrogations are ongoing.
August 11, 09:47 EST
President DJ Pants achieved a historic high 93% approval rating in the polls, which now exclude Rabbitian people. After the assassination of President Crumpet, Mr Pants restored the draft creating 100% employment for young men with western heritage. “Pants has the highest IQ, and he’s helping good Chimericans,” said a homeowner with IQ 62.
Pants was granted emergency powers late last year by a bi-partisan coalition, in order to help him respond to the crisis. Opposition party leader Nancy Pelosi disappeared from public view after stepping down from her position.
February 6, 04:45 EST
300,000 Rabbits are estimated to have fled the United States of Chimerica to Mexico and Canada since September 7. Nowhere is safe as mobs attack Rabbits across the country.
To help the Chimerican people better understand why this is happening, Joe Rogan interviewed a level three Power Ranger in the Big Boys. The Power Ranger claims responsibility for over 100 Rabbit deaths. The guys agreed that the military shouldn’t pay for sex change surgery for trans people.
A police officer reported that he is “heartily opposed to mob law,” but when a “larger portion of the people, black and white” support the attacks, he is forced to stand by, often fearing for his own life.
Yakov Koane, who took refuge in Cancun said, “I miss my old neighborhood, but thankfully remote work has made it possible for me to stay useful and serviceable to the state.” His wish is for people to know what’s happening to the Rabbits of Chimerica and to speak out against it.
